There once was a man from Des Moines
Who put all of his cash in Bitcoin
His money went away
Along with his wife the next day
And now he’s seriously considering killing himself because he’s single, broke, and lives in fucking Des Moines.
There once was a man from Des Moines
Who put all of his cash in Bitcoin
His money went away
Along with his wife the next day
And now he’s seriously considering killing himself because he’s single, broke, and lives in fucking Des Moines.