The Banana Peel

11 Idioms; Reimagined

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  1. U should never go barking up the wrong tree; your neighbors will think you’re absolutely insane and probably call the cops. 
  2. When you point a finger at someone, three point back at you, so next time make sure you point all five at them like Emperor Palpatine striking someone with lightning. 
  3. Don’t beat around the bush, do it directly in the bush so no one sees. 
  4. It was a race against the clock, and I won by a landslide because clocks are inanimate objects that can’t move. 
  5. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you; cannibalism is illegal, and they’re literally offering you some food.
  6. Today, I killed two birds with one stone and was arrested in the Petco almost instantly.
  7. Don’t judge a book by its cover; judge it by how impressive it’ll sound when you tell your friends you read it. 
  8. Not to add insult to injury, but you suck injury!  
  9. After getting stuck on a project at work today, the team and I went back to the drawing board to resume our game of Pictionary. 
  10. Don’t beat a dead horse, it might become a ghost horse and then haunt u for disrespecting it. 
  11. Don’t put all ur eggs in one basket, put them on a plate like a normal person.